Water to Wine
If I could turn water to wine
everyday would be a charm
the cost of water not even a dime
the miracle causing no harm
Merlot, Beaujolais or Zinfandel
Even a nice Riesling would do as well
Functions and weddings I would attend
with invitations galore without end
Oh, what a manner to live
endless joy I would give
with countless bride and grooms to toast
'Tis certain I'd love the most
meeting new people of different taste
my wine never going to waste
sipped most cheerfully by all
endlessly flowing at beck and call
Banquets, parties and conventions
all attracting my undivided attention
my name would live in infamy
in the annals of the State Liquor Authority